Freeman's Mind： Episode 21-MA9StxBeGa4.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Huh.

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Wow.

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I feel like the universe doesn't know what to do with me,

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so it's just puking me up from one room to the next.

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I don't know where I'm getting this imagery exactly,

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but it feels like my reward for escaping one situation

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where I could be stranded forever and/or killed,

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is to enter another room where I face the exact same dilemma.

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Seriously, for what I've been through today, the next room should contain, like,

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strippers and party balloons,

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[machine gun fire] champagne, something along those lines.

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[machine gun fire] See, not gunshots.

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Hey!

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You dumb shits are finally attacking the aliens!

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That's...that's a big one.

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Y'know what, I'm just going to get out of your way and let you do your job;

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I have total confidence in you.

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Go Army!

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Or Marines! Or whatever you guys are.

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Not you, God dammit!

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Spontaneous alien combustion.

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Works for me.

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If I could blow people up with my mind,

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I could solve all my problems in like one day.

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[gargantua roars]

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Okay, maybe not all my problems,

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but earthquakes were never on the list until today.

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Whoa, that was close!

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Okay! God! I'll go another way!

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Hm, I don't hear any more gunshots.

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I lied. I don't have confidence in those soldiers.

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I mean, it took them this long just to figure out that me

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and the other scientists aren't the aliens.

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I've heard jokes about military intelligence before,

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but I just thought they were exaggerations.

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Wow, that looks hot.

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I want some marshmallows.

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[vortigaunts charging up] What the hell are YOU looking at?!

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I don't HAVE any marshmallows, and even if I did, I wouldn't give any to you!

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THEY'RE MINE!

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EVERYTHING'S MINE!

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[gargantua roars]

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Well, this facility's not mine.

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I thought I wanted it but now I don't.

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Ah.

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See, I had a plan for how to rise up the corporate ladder, too.

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We promote internally,

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so I was going to kidnap the wife of the company president,

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then, as a list of demands, I'd say the manager above me gets, I dunno, $50,000.

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Uh, hold on.

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So, then I let him sweat it out for a few days,

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release her,

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and then, money or no money,

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the manager's finished.

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If he's not arrested, then no way in hell's he's keeping his job

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with guilt of association like that.

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Eh, this isn't the right ammo.

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But, who am I kidding?

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This company's never going to recover.

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I wasn't looking forward to kidnapping anyway.

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I wonder if this was boarded up for a reason.

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[grunting]

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Heeeeeere's Johnny!

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Hey, how did you get in here?

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Are you drunk?

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Oooh...

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GUARD: Mister, if you can get the power on,

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GUARD: that train would take ya straight to the surface.

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Are you serious?

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GUARD: I would try it myself,

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Wha--where is it?

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GUARD: but it's a long way down to the generator room,

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GUARD: and there are... I want to get out of here!

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GUARD: things... in the way.

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So, does this switch do it?

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What's the procedure here?

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C'mon! I'm ready to go!

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Come on...

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Yeah, okay, I'll take the ammo.

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Yep, that thing's still scary.

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C'mon, do any of these do anything?

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Blood...God dammit....all right.

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That thing has flamethrowers, doesn't it?

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Why does it have flamethrowers?

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Jesus Christ, I think that IS a punch card slot.

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Eh, I'm getting out of here; that monster's scaring me,

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and, uh, you...have your gun if it gives you any trouble,

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so, we're cool.

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Later!

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Take it easy.

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Okay, I think he said that the train needs power.

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Power.

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I need power.

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I have the power to get the power.

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Because...huh...

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These things would make cool lawn ornaments.

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I wonder if I could find a taxidermist that would--

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[gargantua roars]

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Rumble rubble...

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rubble rumble.

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Rubble rumble, rubble rumble.

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[vortiguant charges up] No, dammit!

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I'm not calling you!

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What?

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Where did that come from? It fell from the ceiling.

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Oh.

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Boy, you could stash some drugs in there.

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Mm, I don't see any. Maybe the aliens ate them.

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Alien sale!

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Prices are falling.

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No, wait. It's the aliens that are falling. The prices are--

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No, I'm not sure that works.

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Hmm. Yeah, I think I could talk a taxidermist into stuffing one of these.

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Just tell them I don't know what it is.

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I found it hunting.

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I think it might be a weird kind of rabbit.

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He might buy it. I dunno.

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I'm a good liar.

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[vortigaunts charging up] Shut up!

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[explosion] I don't want your opinion.

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I wouldn't even be lying, really.

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Because this is...sort of like hunting.

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And I really don't know what these things are.

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Though I do know that they're not rabbits. I'd have to lie about that.

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Oh. "894GH".

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That tells me where I am about as much as I already know.

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Ah. Y'know, I think these doors ARE sealed for a reason.

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Oh boy. Yeah.

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God, not on my suit!

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I just plunged into water at almost terminal velocity!

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I don't need it getting messed up again!

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I'm still not crazy about the orange color, but it's a good suit.

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Oh, are these grenade rounds?

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[gunshots] What the fuck?!

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FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, I'M NOT AN ALIEN!

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Un-fucking-believable.

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And here I thought they finally figured that out.

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That's what I get for giving people ANY credit.

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I saw them shooting the aliens and not me for once,

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and I ASSUMED that the military finally got it through their thick-ass skulls

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which targets they're supposed to shoot at!

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But, no, no, no, no...

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That's for smart people like me.

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I know it's obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else really this stupid?

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I don't know, but I do know how to prove who's more dead between us.

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[whistling sound]

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[turret firing] Ah ah, ah, ah!

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[turret beeping] Why?

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[turret beeping] No, not my suit!

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[turret beeping]

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[turret beeping] THE SUIT DENTS WHEN YOU SHOOT IT,

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[turret beeping] SO STOP SHOOTING IT!

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[turret beeping] I hate you all so much...

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[turret beeping]

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[turret beeping] Well, I guess I'll wait for this to die down...

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[turret beeping]

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[turret beeping] Yep...

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[turret beeping]